|The nondescript Venezuelan Poodle Moth The Flannel Moth pussy caterpillar, Megalopyge opercularis|
The answer may lie in the reluctance of Capitol Hill time-servers to reject nominees who strongly resemble those who hold the highest offices in the land. In the President's case, this makes for a very short list. Fortunately, nature has provided the means for the administration to extend it beyond Alec Baldwin, by turning to biodiversity for more nominees.
The Venezuelan Poodle Moth shows an uncanny phenotypic resemblence to the Vice President , and that MAGA hat-worthy Megalopygid, the Flannel Moth Pussy Caterpillar is the spitting image of our Chief Executive's hair, both at rest, and in motion: