• Partridge, $20; last year: $25
  • Pear tree, $190; last year: same
  • Two turtle doves, $375; last year: $290
  • Three French hens, $182; last year: same
  • Four calling birds (canaries), $600; last year: same
  • Five gold rings, $750; last year: same
  • Six geese-a-laying, $360; last year: same
  • Seven swans a-swimming, $13,125; last year: same
  • Eight maids a-milking, $58; last year: same
  • Nine ladies dancing (per revel),  $7,553; last year: same
  • 10 lords a-leaping (per saltation),  $5,509; last year: same
  • 11 pipers piping (per  warlike  noise), $2,708; last year: $2,635
  • 12 drummers drumming (per ratapan pan), $2,934; last year: $2,855
    The following  bulk  prices are per pound FOB  E-bay    
    Frankincense $6.97   Myrrh $4.61   Mistletoe $7.08   
Disclosure & disclaimer  
This list is not intended  for fiduciary use, as  Lord Monckton charges vastly more  than  $550  for leaping to conclusions, swan cost no more to shoot than partridge, and the partridge & pear tree were 5,000 km apart. 
  Frankincense & myrrh prices are liable to sudden change in response to unhappy events in Palmyra & Arabia Felix
Seek  professional advice  before attempting  to install  a swan in a pear tree