MEDITERRANEAN NEW FOCUS OF CLIMATE SKEPTICISM

THE HEARTLAND INSTITUTE  &  THE  CORNWALL INSTITUTE  FOR THE  STEWARDSHIP

 OF  CREATION  PLAN  TO  FLEE  SINFUL  LAS VEGAS  AND STAGE  

        THE  XIII  INTERNATIONAL  CLIMATE  CONFERENCE 

       ON THE  FAMOUSLY  ORTHODOX  ISLAND  OF  MYKONOS

         THE  CONFERENCE  THEME  IS  CLASSIC CLIMATE  CHANGE,  HIT OR MYTH :

THEOENGINEERING

NOT  GEOENGINEERING  SAVED 

THE  ROMAN  EMPIRE  
FROM   CLIMATE   CHANGE

A scroll from Herculaneum attributes

 the decline and fall of the  Roman Warm Period 

to the rise of classical theoengineering.

  In XV A.D. , Rome's  first climate model produced this  MLXXX-P resolution 

wax tablet of  the flat Earth using FORTRANUS code read aloud in Attic to a chorus of Greek slaves operating a multiprocessor abacus:

 X-ray tomography reveals the carbonized  IPCC papyrus was  authored by

  Nero's Imperial Planetologist, 

Pliny The Very Much Younger 

whose  advocacy  of  a cap and trade  system for 

incense burning & hecatombs anticipated

 the great De Bello Climatico  

of  Elius  Lepus & Scepticus Flaccus Hiatus

INSTITUTE FOR THE STEWARDSHIP OF CREATION 
ORATIONS  COMMENCE AT DAWN ON THE IDES OF JULY, 

LITTERS TO SPONSORS BARGES WILL  DEPART AT NOON FOR 
LONG LUNCH WITH JESTERS &  ORGY & CLIENT PRESENTATIONS AT DUSK 
AIR TRAVELERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SACRIFICE  DOVES & EPA  DEPUTIES  TO THE ETESIAN WINDS